Find out what’s really down there. I’m suspicious. Don’t trust anything where people are like don’t eat that, it’s gonna be lava. I don’t think lava is a thing....
Sasha Brown is a Boston writer, gardener and dad whose surreal stories have been called “Creative! But in a bad way.” He’s in lit mags like X-R-A-Y and Masters Review: New Voices, and in genre pubs like Bourbon Penn and F&SF. He’s on twitter @dantonsix and online at sashabrownwriter.com.