Joseph Dante is a writer from South Florida. His work has been featured in The Rumpus, PANK, Pear Noir!, Monkeybicycle, and elsewhere. He has been an obsequious reader for several literary journals, including Hobart, Keyhole Magazine, and Pithead Chapel. His writing has been nominated for both the Pushcart Prize and the Best of the Net anthology. You can find him online at josephdante.com.