Come down with me.
Let me implant in your brain
a picture,
Dr. Robotnik, of Technicolor gray.
With a scintillation, I tripped into Sonic’s Sega bodega,
C...
“Have you ever felt so alone you wanted to cry, but the chronic nature of your ailment removed the tears' urgent imperative?” –Charles LaBonne
The swee...
I knew you wanted a traditional brownie, so I began with flour, a pretty standard ingredient as far as baked goods go. When mixed with water, flour coagulates ...
Matt Alexander is a scientist and writer in Philadelphia. When struck by insight, he shouts “Bazinga!”, not “Eureka!”, although he has nothing against Archimedes and is in fact himself an avid bath-taker. His work has appeared or is forthcoming in Ink in Thirds, After the Pause, and Unbroken Journal. Follow him on Twitter at @thenamesmatta.