One sizable house
A loving couple
A goofy Great Dane
Bags of Doritos
Bags of Nacho Chips
Cook up beef and bean
Bags of shredded cheese
Few jalapenos
Combine together
Pile on a large plate
Invite your dysfunctional family
not by blood but through military
Copious amounts of Coronas
then hilarity slowly ensues
Nachos disappear
the culprits are the ones invited
Football is on the television
Everyone gathers around
Another bonding experience
To family
To good food
To good times