Back when there were people around, I would blow my moped through town, then ride on and dart between bales of alfalfa. Neighbors called me the crazy crazy daug...
My wife wears a beard made of goat hair. She is only putting the false one on until she can grow a beard herself. When we walk to the twenty-four-seven, she twi...
Evan Nicholls has work appearing in CHEAP POP, Penny, The Jellyfish Review, and Lost Balloon among others, as well as forthcoming in CHEAP POP. He is from Fauquier County, Virginia. Follow him on Twitter @nicholls_evan .