Ewen Glass

Think of the bros

Ewen GlassFebruary 9, 2026

the bros and their podcasts, the bros and their hurt; consider their cherished FACTS DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS; think of their parents, steroid-ho...

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Garish Decorations in the Graveyard

Ewen GlassApril 7, 2025

Ron&Esther complained to the council; just look at all the balloons and tacky teddy-bears! They didn’t know it was the children’s section, and when they wer...

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Get Off My Lawn & While You’re Doing So Don’t Judge Me

Ewen GlassMarch 31, 2024

When punk – and I use these words advisedly – ass teenagers look with pity or disdain on the middle-aged, they might say I don't want to get old and fat like th...

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