Notes from Work

When I was a kid my dad bought a crab for our fish tank,
and it killed all of our fish,
and escaped
 
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When I was in the sixth grade I asked Mrs. Farrugia if daddy long legs bite,
and she was like,
no,
their fangs aren’t long enough,
but if they were,
they would probably kill us
From that day on I had the biggest crush on her
 
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Jorge left the sink on,
and I was like,
you got a problem w whales?
and he was like,
yes,
I do
They’re so beautiful and cute